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2024.2.9 - The Marvels

2023.12.1 - Barbie (400th Review Fucktacular)

2023.11.3 - The Fountain

2023.10.13 - Jason X

2023.9.22 - Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

2023.9.08 - Cocaine Bear

2023.8.25 - The Flash

2023.8.11 - Creed III

2023.7.21 - Renfield

2023.6.23 - John Wick: Chapter 4

2023.6.9 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

2023.5.26 - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

2023.5.12 - The Menu

2023.4.28 - Memento

2023.4.7 - Everything Everywhere All at Once

2023.3.24 - Office Space

2023.2.24 - Black Adam

2023.1.20 - Avatar: The Way of Water

2022.12.23 - A Christmas Story Christmas

2022.12.9 - Violent Night

2022.11.25 - A Christmas Story

2022.11.4 - Smile

2022.10.14 - Top Gun: Maverick

2022.9.16 - Thor: Love and Thunder

2022.8.26 - The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

2022.8.5 - Jurassic World Dominion

2022.7.1 - Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

2022.6.3 - Gangubai Kathiawadi

2022.5.20 - Raw

2022.4.22 - The Batman

2022.4.1 - Spider-Man: No Way Home

2022.02.25 - Addicted to Fresno

2022.2.11 - Don't Look Up

2022.2.4 - Eternals

2022.1.28 - Ghostbusters: Afterlife

2022.1.21 - No Time to Die

2022.1.7 - The Matrix Resurrections

2021.12.24 - Elf

2021.12.17 - Venom: Let There Be Carnage

2021.12.10 - Jungle Cruise

2021.12.3 - Red Notice

2021.11.19 - Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

2021.11.5 - Army of Thieves

2021.10.29 - Shameless (TV show)

2021.10.15 - Free Guy

2021.10.8 - Filth

2021.10.1 - F9: The Fast Saga

2021.9.24 - Hobo with a Shotgun

2021.9.17 - Kate

2021.9.3 - Spiral: From the Book of Saw

2021.8.27 - The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

2021.8.20 - The Princess Bride

2021.8.13 - The Suicide Squad

2021.8.6 - A Quiet Place Part II

2021.7.30 - Wrath of Man

2021.7.23 - Gunpowder Milkshake

2021.7.16 - Black Widow

2021.7.9 - The Tomorrow War

2021.7.2 - Weird Science

2021.6.25 - The OA (a "TV show")

2021.6.18 - Sky  Captain and the World of Tomorrow

2021.6.11 - Those Who Wish Me Dead

2021.6.4 - A Glitch in the Matrix

2021.5.28 - Army of the Dead

2021.5.14 - The Art of Self-Defense

2021.5.7 - Ma Rainey's Black Bottom

2021.4.30 - Mortal Kombat (2021)

2021.4.23 - Godzilla vs. Kong

2021.4.16 - Willy's Wonderland

2021.4.9 - Bubba Ho-Tep

2021.4.1 - Snowpiercer

2021.3.26 - Safety Not Guaranteed

2021.3.19 - Coming 2 America

2021.3.12 - Monster Hunter

2021.3.5 - Ford v Ferrari

2021.2.26 - Shadow in the Cloud

2021.2.16 - Irresistible

2021.2.12 - Fight Club

2021.2.5 - One Night in Miami

2021.1.29 - Brick

2021.1.22 - The Rhythm Section

2021.1.15 - Tenet

2021.1.8 - Soul

2021.1.1 - Wonder Woman 1984

2020.12.18 - Bad Santa

2020.12.04 - Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula

2020.11.27 - The New Mutants

2020.11.20 - Bill & Ted Face the Music

2020.11.13 - Antebellum

2020.11.6 - Airplane!

2020.10.30 - Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

2020.10.23 - #Alive

2020.10.9 - 21 Bridges

2020.10.2 - The Social Dilemma

2020.9.25 - Battle Scars

2019.9.18 - Wristcutters: A Love Story

2020.9.11 - Project Power

2020.8.28 - Sputnik

2020.8.21 - Better Watch Out

2020.8.14 - Leaving Las Vegas

2020.8.7 - 12 Monkeys

2020.7.31 - Hot Tub Time Machine

2020.7.24 - Sid and Nancy

2020.7.17 - Zack and Miri Make a Porno

2020.7.3 - The Hustle

2020.6.26 - Child's Play (2019)

2020.6.19 - The Hunt

2020.6.12 - Uncut Gems

2020.6.5 - Guns Akimbo

2020.5.29 - The Usual Suspects

2020.5.22 - The Best of Enemies

2020.5.15 - The Maltese Falcon

2020.5.8 - Species

2020.5.1 - Se7en

2020.4.24 - Pulp Fiction

2020.4.17 - Basic Instinct

2020.4.10 - The Dead Don't Die

2020.4.3 - Spenser Confidential

2020.3.27 - Color Out of Space (2019)

2020.3.20 - Bloodshot

2020.3.13 - The Invisible Man

2020.3.6 - Mr. Right

2020.2.28 - Doctor Sleep

2020.2.21 - The Cabin in the Woods

2020.2.17 - The Lighthouse

2020.2.07 - Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn

2020.1.31 - What Love Looks Like

2020.1.24 - Underwater

2020.1.17 - 1917

2020.1.10 - 6 Underground

2020.1.3 - Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Toddfather's Take)

2019.12.27 - Jumanji: The Next Level

2019.12.20 - Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

2019.12.6 - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

2019.11.29 - Knives Out

2019.11.22 - Charlie's Angels

2019.11.15 - Last Christmas

2019.11.8 - Jojo Rabbit

2019.11.1 - Terminator: Dark Fate

2019.10.25 - Angel Heart

2019.10.18 - Zombieland: Double Tap

2019.10.11 - Nothing Really Happens

2019.10.4 - Joker

2019.9.27 - X-Men: Dark Phoenix

2019.9.20 - Rambo: Last Blood

2019.8.30 - The Boondock Saints and Overnight

2019.8.23 - Ready or Not

2019.8.16 - Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

2019.8.9 - Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

2019.8.2 - Die Hard

2019.7.26 - Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

2019.7.19 - Crawl

2019.7.12 - Train to Busan

2019.7.5 - Spider-Man: Far from Home

2019.6.28 - Toy Story 4

2019.6.21 - Casablanca

2019.6.14 - Men in Black: International

2019.6.7 - Godzilla: King of the Monsters

2019.5.31 - Brightburn

2019.5.17 - John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

2019.5.10 - The Wandering Earth

2019.5.3 - Avengers: Endgame

2019.4.26 - Pet Sematary (2019)

2019.4.19 - Replicas

2019.4.12 - Hellboy (2019)

2019.4.5 - Shazam!

2019.3.28 - Us

2019.3.22 - A Vigilante

2019.3.15 - Alita: Battle Angel

2019.3.8 - Captain Marvel

2019.3.1 - The Matrix

2019.2.9 - The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part

2019.2.1 - Green Book

2019.1.25 - Halloween (2018)

2019.1.18 - Glass

2019.1.11 - Bird Box

2019.1.4 - Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

2018.12.28 - Holmes & Watson

2018.12.21 - Aquaman

2018.12.14 - The Favourite

2018.12.7 - Frosty the Snowman, Frosty Returns and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

2018.11.30 - The Grinch

2018.11.23 - Creed II

2018.11.16 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

2018.11.9 - Overlord

2018.11.2 - 29 to Life

2018.10.19 - Bad Times at the El Royale

2018.10.12 - Colette

2018.10.5 - Venom

2018.9.28 - Assassination Nation

2018.9.21 - A Simple Favor

2018.9.14 - The Predator

2018.9.7 - Sorry to Bother You

2018.8.31 - Eighth Grade

2018.8.24 - The Happytime Murders

2018.8.17 - The Meg

2018.8.10 - BlacKkKlansman

2018.7.27 - Mission: Impossible - Fallout

2018.7.20 - Skyscraper

2018.7.13 - True Romance

2018.7.6 - Ant-Man and the Wasp

2018.6.29 - Incredibles 2

2018.6.22 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

2018.6.15 - Hotel Artemis

2018.6.8 - Ocean's 8

2018.6.1 - Upgrade

2018.5.25 - Solo: A Star Wars Story

2018.5.18 - Deadpool 2

2018.5.11 - The Commuter

2018.5.4 - Deep Blue Sea and Deep Blue Sea 2

2018.4.27 - Avengers: Infinity War

2018.4.20 - A Quiet Place

2018.4.13 - Rampage

2018.4.6 - Isle of Dogs

2018.3.30 - Ready Player One

2018.3.23 - Tomb Raider (2018)

2018.3.16 - The Disaster Artist

2018.3.9 - Death Wish (2018)

2018.3.2 - Annihilation

2018.2.23 - Game Night

2018.2.16 - Black Panther

2018.2.9 - Lady Bird

2018.2.2 - Flatliners (2017)

2018.1.26 - The Long Kiss Goodnight

2018.1.19 - Molly's Game

2018.1.12 - I, Tonya

2018.1.5 - Bright

2017.12.29 - Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

2017.12.22 - The Shape of Water

2017.12.15 - Star Wars: The Last Jedi

2017.12.8 - Ingrid Goes West

2017.12.1 - Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

2017.11.24 - The Man Who Invented Christmas

2017.11.17 - Justice League

2017.11.10 - A Bad Moms Christmas

2017.11.3 - Thor: Ragnarok

2017.10.27 - Jigsaw

2017.10.20 - Professor Marston and the Wonder Women

2017.10.13 - Happy Death Day

2017.10.6 - Blade Runner 2049

2017.9.29 - mother!

2017.9.22 - Kingsman: The Golden Circle

2017.9.8 - IT

2017.9.1 - Walk with Me

2017.8.25 - Logan Lucky

2017.8.18 - The Hitman's Bodyguard

2017.8.11 - The Circle

2017.8.4 - Dunkirk

2017.7.28 - Atomic Blonde

2017.7.21 - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

2017.7.14 - T2 Trainspotting

2017.7.7 - Spider-Man: Homecoming

2017.6.30 - Baby Driver

2017.6.23 - Transformers: The Last Knight

2017.6.16 - It Comes at Night

2017.6.9 - The Mummy (2017)

2017.6.2 - Wonder Woman

2017.5.26 - Baywatch

2017.5.19 - Alien: Covenant

2017.5.12 - King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

2017.5.5 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

2017.4.28 - La La Land

2017.4.21 - Free Fire

2017.4.15 - The Fate of the Furious

2017.4.7 - The Belko Experiment

2017.3.31 - Ghost in the Shell (2017)

2017.3.25 - Life (2017)

2017.3.18 - Allied

2017.3.11 - Kong: Skull Island

2017.3.4 - Logan

2017.2.24 - Fist Fight

2017.2.17 - John Wick: Chapter 2

2017.2.11 - The LEGO Batman Movie

2017.2.3 - Split

2017.1.27 - Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

2017.1.21 - xXx: Return of Xander Cage

2017.1.13 - Morgan

2017.1.6 - Underworld: Blood Wars

2016.12.30 - Passengers

2016.12.24 - Assassin's Creed

2016.12.16 - Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

2016.12.10 - Office Christmas Party

2016.12.2 - Bad Santa 2

2016.11.25 - Yoga Hosers

2016.11.18 - Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

2016.11.11 - The Legend of Tarzan

2016.11.5 - Doctor Strange

2016.10.29 - Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

2016.10.22 - Keeping Up with the Joneses

2016.10.15 - The Accountant

2016.10.7 - The Girl on the Train

2016.10.1 - Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

2016.9.23 - The Magnificent Seven (2016)

2016.9.16 - Blair Witch

2016.9.9 - Hell or High Water

2016.9.2 - Don't Think Twice

2016.8.26 - Don't Breathe

2016.8.19 - War Dogs

2016.8.12 - Sausage Party

2016.8.7 - Suicide Squad

2016.7.31 - Jason Bourne

2016.7.24 - Star Trek Beyond

2016.7.17 - Ghostbusters (2016)

2016.7.10 - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

2016.7.3 - The Shallows

2016.6.26 - Independence Day: Resurgence

2016.6.19 - Now You See Me 2

2016.6.12 - Warcraft

2016.6.5 - The Nice Guys

2016.5.29 - X-Men: Apocalpyse

2016.5.15 - Money Monster

2016.5.8 - Captain America: Civil War

2016.5.1 - Keanu

2016.4.24 - The Huntsman: Winter's War

2016.4.17 - The Jungle Book

2016.4.10 - Hardcore Henry

2016.4.3 - Zootopia

2016.3.27 - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

2016.3.20 - The Bronze

2016.3.13 - 10 Cloverfield Lane

2016.3.6 - London Has Fallen

2016.2.28 - Gods of Egypt

2016.2.21 - The Last Witch Hunter

2016.2.14 - Deadpool

2016.2.7 - Hail, Caesar!

2016.1.31 - Dirty Grandpa

2016.1.24 - The Big Short

2016.1.17 - The Forest

2016.1.10 - The Revenant

2016.1.3 - Point Break (2015)

2015.12.27 - The Hateful Eight

2015.12.20 - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

2015.12.13 - Trainwreck

2015.12.6 - Krampus

2015.11.29 - The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

2015.11.22 - The Night Before

2015.11.15 - Mr. Holmes

2015.11.8 - Spectre

2015.11.1 - Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

2015.10.25 - Rock the Kasbah

2015.10.18 - Bridge of Spies

2015.10.11 - Pan

2015.10.4 - The Martian

2015.9.27 - Black Mass

2015.9.20 - Dear White People

2015.9.13 - The Visit

2015.9.6 - Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

2015.8.30 - American Ultra

2015.8.16 - The Man from U.N.C.L.E

2015.8.9 - Fantastic Four

2015.8.2 - Vacation

2015.7.26 - What We Do in the Shadows

2015.7.19 - Ant-Man

2015.7.12 - '71

2015.7.5 - Terminator Genisys

2015.6.28 - Ted 2

2015.6.14 - Jurassic World

2015.6.7 - Entourage

2015.5.31 - San Andreas

2015.5.24 - Tomorrowland

2015.5.17 - Mad Max: Fury Road

2015.5.10 - Taken 3

2015.5.3 - Avengers: Age of Ultron

2015.4.26 - Ex Machina

2015.4.19 - Unfriended

2015.4.12 - The Imitation Game

2015.4.5 - Furious 7

2015.3.29 - It Follows

2015.3.22 - The Gunman

2015.3.15 - Nightcrawler

2015.3.8 - Chappie

2015.3.1 - Whiplash

2015.2.22 - Hot Tub Time Machine 2

2015.2.15 - Kingsman: The Secret Service

2015.2.8 - Jupiter Ascending

2015.2.1 - Gone Girl

2015.1.25 - Mortdecai

2015.1.18 - American Sniper

2015.1.11 - The Interview

2015.1.4 - Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

2014.12.28 - Team America: World Police

2014.12.21 - The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

2014.12.14 - Frozen

2014.12.7 - It's a Wonderful Life

2014.11.30 - Horrible Bosses 2

2014.11.23 - The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

2014.11.16 - Maleficent

2014.11.9 - Interstellar

2014.11.2 - Birdman

2014.10.26 - John Wick

2014.10.19 - Fury

2014.10.12 - Dracula Untold

2014.10.5 - Transformers: Age of Extinction

2014.9.28 - Godzilla (2014)

2014.9.21 - Tusk

2014.9.14 - The Drop

2014.9.7 - Oculus

2014.8.31 - Lucy

2014.8.24 - Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

2014.8.17 - The Expendables 3

2014.8.3 - Guardians of the Galaxy